Enquanto os britânicos celebram o jubileu de diamante de sua rainha, em uma república islâmica (fruto de revolução que derrubou uma monarquia), os senhores absolutos da verdade resolveram banir os Simpsons! Sim, por mais absurdo que pareça, no Irã se proibiu a venda dos bonecos de Homer, Bart e companhia!
Faz muito sentido. Afinal, o regime dos aiatolás não tem muito com que se preocupar, né? Tenho paciência para essas coisas não…
Sobre o assunto, cito Homer Simpson:
“Não sou um homem muito religioso e nem costumo rezar, mas se houver alguém aí em cima, me ajude Superman!”
Bom, a Barbie já tinha sido banida, coitada! (não sei se mantiveram o namorado dela, talvez em uma versão barbuda parecida com Ahmadinejad – ou Armandinho, para os mais próximos – sei lá come se escreve o nome dele!). Ao menos Homem-Aranha e Superman ainda são permitidos… Surreal…
Iran Bans Simpsons Dolls: Report
TEHRAN, Iran — An Iranian government-affiliated agency has banned dolls of the Simpsons cartoon characters, who join Barbie and others on a toy blacklist, an independent newspaper reported on Monday.
The report said that the Simpsons were banned to avoid the promotion of Western culture. But Superman and Spiderman were allowed, because they helped the “oppressed.”
“We do not want to promote this cartoon by importing the toys,” Shargh daily quoted Mohammad Hossein Farjoo, secretary of policymaking at the Institute for the Intellectual Development of Children and Young Adults, as saying.
He did not elaborate on what was wrong with the Simpsons specifically. But he noted that any doll on which genitals are distinguishable, as well as dolls of adults, are banned. So were toys with speakers that blare out the voices of Western singers, or toy kitchen sets that include glasses for drinking alcoholic beverages.
Farjoo said however that dolls of Spiderman and Superman were authorized for sale. “They help oppressed people and they have a positive stance,” he said.
The agency is the same that called Barbie dolls a “Trojan horse” in 1996. In January, police said they closed down dozens of toy shops for selling Barbies.
Since the 1979 Islamic revolution that ousted a pro-Western monarchy, Iran has tried to fight Western cultural influence.
Despite bans on many books, movies, satellite TV channels, music, haircuts and fashion from the West, many young people follow Western culture avidly and can often obtain illegal products on the black market.
In 2011 Iran imported $57 million worth of toys. Officials believe some $20 million more worth of toys were smuggled across the border the same year.
One-fourth of Iran’s population of 75 million is under 15 years old.